Crematoriums Next to Old People's Homes

We don't mean to be rude, but if you know something's going to happen (such as an old person dying) and you know where it's going to happen (such as in an old people's home) why not make everyone's lives a lot easier (by having the crematorium next door). No more funeral processions holding up traffic for miles and no one complaining that they don't want the crematorium built next to their house (the old people can't complain as they'll be using it).

If the idea is implemented thoroughly all the old people's homes could be built next to one another, with on site cremation, burial, and ancillary funeral services right next door. Small enclaves of retirement and nursing homes would even help save the environment as those visiting could find all their elderly relatives in one place. Imagine the time and petrol that would be saved.