Ban Ring Tones

Mobile phones are fantastic and most of us can hardly imagine what our lives would be like without them. The ring tones are another matter entirely. If ring tones were banned there'd be no need to suppress the urge to throw your fellow commuter's phone out the window every time someone calls him, and you get an ear full of the latest pop tune played on a twenty four key electronic organ. And if that's not incentive enough for you think of all those annoying adverts for ring tones which would suddenly disappear from television.